1 00:00:05,306 --> 00:00:06,656 What the? 2 00:00:06,655 --> 00:00:09,875 How did Mr. Takahagi get this? 3 00:00:12,183 --> 00:00:18,193 No, no, Mr. Takahagi, don't let the gemstone control you! 4 00:00:18,189 --> 00:00:21,189 Mr. Takahagi, no, not there! 5 00:00:21,192 --> 00:00:23,022 Oh, oh... 6 00:00:23,020 --> 00:00:24,760 I'm coming around on it. 7 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:27,420 Oh, Mr. Takahagi... Oh... 8 00:00:28,721 --> 00:00:30,641 Oh, my god! I'm so sorry. 9 00:00:30,636 --> 00:00:31,846 I'm so sorry, everybody. 10 00:00:31,854 --> 00:00:34,424 Okay, cut everyone, what's going on in there, you two? 11 00:00:34,422 --> 00:00:36,642 Sorry, Diane, I didn't warm 'em up this morning! 12 00:00:36,642 --> 00:00:38,252 His tentacles are so cold, Steve. 13 00:00:38,252 --> 00:00:40,172 Sorry, Steve, sorry everybody, that's my bad. 14 00:00:40,167 --> 00:00:41,517 Listen, why don't I go back to my trailer, 15 00:00:41,516 --> 00:00:43,736 I've got a hair dryer there, I can warm these puppies right up 16 00:00:43,736 --> 00:00:44,866 and we can get back to work. 17 00:00:44,867 --> 00:00:46,217 I was a little too in character! 18 00:00:48,393 --> 00:00:52,883 ♪ Nice and warm Ready for penetration ♪ 19 00:00:52,875 --> 00:00:54,525 ♪ Loving my life. 20 00:00:54,529 --> 00:00:57,449 All right, back to work. 21 00:00:57,445 --> 00:00:59,135 Ahh! 22 00:01:00,579 --> 00:01:02,799 Well, I didn't get a good look at the assailant's face, 23 00:01:02,798 --> 00:01:05,758 but whoever it was sure got an eyeful of tentacle. 24 00:01:05,758 --> 00:01:07,148 Eyeful of old Lefty, you know what I mean? 25 00:01:07,151 --> 00:01:09,151 You know what? They should be honoured though. 26 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:10,893 Oh, no, here it comes. 27 00:01:10,893 --> 00:01:12,553 That tentacle is a damned legend. 28 00:01:12,547 --> 00:01:13,937 Look where'd you get this guy? This guy's great! 29 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:16,330 I'd like to just pack this guy, put him in my pocket. 30 00:01:16,334 --> 00:01:18,684 Every time I'm feeling down, just open it up and get a little 31 00:01:18,684 --> 00:01:20,474 spoonful of Marito, you know what I mean? 32 00:01:20,468 --> 00:01:21,298 You're really... 33 00:01:21,295 --> 00:01:22,375 you're really puttin' me over here, man. 34 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:23,303 Ugh. 35 00:01:23,297 --> 00:01:25,467 Leslie, you cannot make me take this case. 36 00:01:25,473 --> 00:01:28,353 I'm a demon hunter, not a demon babysitter! 37 00:01:28,346 --> 00:01:30,906 Technically, you'll be more like a demon bodyguard. 38 00:01:30,913 --> 00:01:33,923 Mike is on our registry, Gare, so he deserves our protection 39 00:01:33,916 --> 00:01:36,526 till we find the creep who tried to kill him. 40 00:01:36,528 --> 00:01:38,618 He's only ever been an upstanding citizen. 41 00:01:38,617 --> 00:01:41,137 He has sex with human women using his tentacles! 42 00:01:41,141 --> 00:01:43,621 He's a sick fucking octopus, man! 43 00:01:43,622 --> 00:01:46,412 Hentai is a perfectly respectable art form. 44 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:49,057 Sure it crosses some cultural taboos, 45 00:01:49,062 --> 00:01:51,802 but there's a real focus on storytelling. 46 00:01:51,804 --> 00:01:55,294 Young women, near-mythical beasts, 47 00:01:55,286 --> 00:01:57,376 relatable situations 48 00:01:57,375 --> 00:02:01,335 turned into kind of glistening, throbbing... 49 00:02:01,335 --> 00:02:02,155 Oh... my... 50 00:02:02,162 --> 00:02:04,822 God, Leslie do you watch this stuff? 51 00:02:04,817 --> 00:02:07,387 Oh, come one Gary, everyone's got kinks. 52 00:02:07,385 --> 00:02:08,335 What's yours? 53 00:02:08,342 --> 00:02:10,302 BDSM, huh? Pony play? 54 00:02:10,301 --> 00:02:10,871 No, I don't-- 55 00:02:10,866 --> 00:02:11,996 Bathroom denial? 56 00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:14,608 I don't have a-- Sorry, did you say bathroom denial? 57 00:02:14,609 --> 00:02:16,089 Oh, yeah, that's a biggie. 58 00:02:16,089 --> 00:02:18,439 One partner wants to go to the bathroom 59 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:21,309 and the other partner just plumb won't let 'em! 60 00:02:21,312 --> 00:02:23,362 Breach of employer-employee relationship, this is a breach. 61 00:02:23,357 --> 00:02:24,577 Oh, you're my friend. 62 00:02:24,576 --> 00:02:26,446 Shut-- shut up. And we're not friends. 63 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:30,407 Less so now than five minutes ago, much less so. 64 00:02:30,408 --> 00:02:32,408 So, you had to get back to work right away, huh? 65 00:02:32,410 --> 00:02:35,110 Couldn't take one day off from porking human women? 66 00:02:35,108 --> 00:02:37,328 You must think I'm a real workaholic, huh? 67 00:02:37,328 --> 00:02:39,368 Yeah, yeah that's what I'm thinking. 68 00:02:39,373 --> 00:02:40,553 Hey, don't touch those, okay? 69 00:02:40,548 --> 00:02:43,328 Hey, hey, what's on "Gary's Mix Volume Five," huh, Gare? 70 00:02:43,334 --> 00:02:44,424 It's private, it's private. 71 00:02:44,422 --> 00:02:45,342 Can we put this on? 72 00:02:45,336 --> 00:02:46,546 No, we cannot put that on! Put it away! 73 00:02:46,554 --> 00:02:47,904 All right, okay, okay. 74 00:02:47,903 --> 00:02:48,863 That's private property. 75 00:02:48,861 --> 00:02:49,471 That's probably why you felt so comfortable 76 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:50,470 rubbing your tentacles on it. 77 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:53,041 That's what you do with-- do with privates. 78 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:55,559 Uh-oh, looks like my fan club's here. 79 00:02:55,563 --> 00:02:56,913 Tentacles go! 80 00:02:56,912 --> 00:02:59,442 Mike Must Go! 81 00:02:59,437 --> 00:03:01,217 Hey, clear it out, clear it out everyone. 82 00:03:01,221 --> 00:03:03,401 Eat brick and die, pervert! 83 00:03:03,397 --> 00:03:04,697 Mike, watch out! Hee-ya! 84 00:03:04,703 --> 00:03:05,143 Oh, he's got a sword. 85 00:03:05,138 --> 00:03:06,568 Hey! Get back here! 86 00:03:06,574 --> 00:03:08,454 You can't throw a brick and run away! 87 00:03:08,446 --> 00:03:09,356 Ah, don't worry about them, Gary. 88 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,710 They're here all the time. 89 00:03:10,709 --> 00:03:12,279 So that kind of thing happens to you a lot, huh? 90 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:14,316 Oh, yeah, protestors, death threats. 91 00:03:14,321 --> 00:03:16,631 You know, somebody once threw an octopus through my window. 92 00:03:16,628 --> 00:03:18,368 I mean-- I mean, that's more dumb than cruel 93 00:03:18,369 --> 00:03:19,849 'cause, obviously, I'm not an octopus! 94 00:03:19,848 --> 00:03:20,498 Right. 95 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:20,761 Know what I mean? 96 00:03:20,762 --> 00:03:21,892 Yeah, obviously. 97 00:03:21,894 --> 00:03:24,464 Mike! Oh, thank God, you're all right. 98 00:03:24,462 --> 00:03:25,422 Why didn't you call me? 99 00:03:25,419 --> 00:03:26,729 'Cause I'm fine, Lennox. 100 00:03:26,725 --> 00:03:29,465 I just wish people would stop making such a fuss about me. 101 00:03:29,467 --> 00:03:32,297 Hey, speaking of fusses, meet my bodyguard, Gary. 102 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:33,036 Bodyguard? 103 00:03:33,035 --> 00:03:34,165 Gary, this is Lennox. 104 00:03:34,167 --> 00:03:36,037 My producer and my friend. 105 00:03:36,038 --> 00:03:37,128 How's it going? 106 00:03:37,126 --> 00:03:38,646 Sorry, what's this guy doing here? 107 00:03:38,650 --> 00:03:39,740 Oh, they're just cleaning out my suction cups. 108 00:03:39,738 --> 00:03:42,918 If he doesn't swab 'em out, I am a UTI machine. 109 00:03:42,915 --> 00:03:44,605 Oh, my god, okay, okay. 110 00:03:44,612 --> 00:03:45,132 Thanks, Chip! 111 00:03:45,134 --> 00:03:46,484 Anytime, Mike! 112 00:03:46,484 --> 00:03:48,184 If you could just remind me never to ask another question 113 00:03:48,181 --> 00:03:49,701 while I'm here. 114 00:03:49,704 --> 00:03:51,844 Listen, Gary, I can tell this really isn't your thing, 115 00:03:51,837 --> 00:03:53,747 so if you want to wait outside when we roll-- 116 00:03:53,752 --> 00:03:56,762 No, no, it's-- It's fine. I'll just be over there. 117 00:03:56,755 --> 00:03:59,055 Really far over there with my eyes gouged out. 118 00:03:59,061 --> 00:04:01,631 All right guys, let's get going. Hey, Mike... 119 00:04:01,629 --> 00:04:03,109 Let's get back to work! 120 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:05,629 Okay, we're rolling everyone! 121 00:04:05,633 --> 00:04:07,293 Oh, Mr. Takahagi! 122 00:04:07,287 --> 00:04:12,637 I've never been touched there before. 123 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,640 How did you know to touch there? 124 00:04:14,642 --> 00:04:18,342 Oh, that's such a good idea to touch there! 125 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:19,912 So, what'd you think? 126 00:04:19,908 --> 00:04:20,778 What? No, I don't know. 127 00:04:20,779 --> 00:04:22,349 I didn't watch. 128 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:23,906 Who cares? What're you talking about? 129 00:04:23,912 --> 00:04:26,482 Don't worry, Gary, your secret's safe with me, huh? 130 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:27,440 Right. 131 00:04:27,438 --> 00:04:30,878 Whoa, is that a signed John Player jersey? 132 00:04:30,876 --> 00:04:32,176 Yeah, he is a big hentai fan. 133 00:04:32,181 --> 00:04:34,271 Wow, he's like my favourite basketball player. 134 00:04:34,271 --> 00:04:35,581 The way he shoots it and... 135 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,096 and dribbles it also... 136 00:04:37,099 --> 00:04:38,669 You said it. Want a brewski? 137 00:04:38,666 --> 00:04:41,536 Sure. This is all so normal. 138 00:04:41,539 --> 00:04:43,889 I was sort of expecting pervert art, you know what I mean? 139 00:04:43,889 --> 00:04:46,329 Like someone licking a boot or wet cement. 140 00:04:46,326 --> 00:04:48,976 Stuff that's not like sex, but it's sex. 141 00:04:48,981 --> 00:04:50,901 I know what you mean, I know what you mean. 142 00:04:50,896 --> 00:04:52,106 But hey, what can I say? 143 00:04:52,114 --> 00:04:54,474 This is me, and I like defying people's expectations! 144 00:04:54,465 --> 00:04:56,245 Certainly defied my family's. 145 00:04:56,249 --> 00:04:58,899 They're all sea-monsters, they love causing shipwrecks. 146 00:04:58,904 --> 00:05:00,384 But I've never been good at that kind of stuff. 147 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:02,524 I guess the only thing I'm really good at is, you know, 148 00:05:02,516 --> 00:05:03,556 getting people off. 149 00:05:03,561 --> 00:05:05,691 Is that crazy? Is that nuts? 150 00:05:05,693 --> 00:05:07,963 Uh, no, it's not. I mean, I get it. 151 00:05:07,956 --> 00:05:09,606 You know, my family's never really appreciated 152 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:10,790 what I do either. 153 00:05:10,785 --> 00:05:15,135 Then I guess we've got more in common than you thought. 154 00:05:15,137 --> 00:05:17,617 Hey, our reservation's at se-- Oh, hey, Gary. 155 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:18,968 You ready, Mike? 156 00:05:18,967 --> 00:05:20,487 Oh, right, we had dinner plans. 157 00:05:20,491 --> 00:05:22,711 What do you say, fierce protector, 158 00:05:22,710 --> 00:05:24,580 care to play chaperone? 159 00:05:24,582 --> 00:05:26,542 Well, I don't really have a choice, so, yeah. 160 00:05:27,933 --> 00:05:29,283 Great! Hey, looks like our cozy two-way just became 161 00:05:29,282 --> 00:05:31,502 a little gang-bang, huh, Len? 162 00:05:31,502 --> 00:05:32,502 Just kidding, Gary! 163 00:05:32,503 --> 00:05:33,333 Nothing new for us, Mike. 164 00:05:33,330 --> 00:05:35,070 Just kidding, Gary. 165 00:05:40,162 --> 00:05:42,252 Hey, Mike, you decent? 166 00:05:42,251 --> 00:05:43,301 Over here, Gare. 167 00:05:43,296 --> 00:05:44,646 Hey, what's with the getup? 168 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:47,205 Not shooting today, the Adult Film Awards are tomorrow night. 169 00:05:47,213 --> 00:05:49,523 So, I thought I'd take the day off, drive up the coast, 170 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,350 and unwind. 171 00:05:50,347 --> 00:05:51,607 Care to join me? 172 00:05:51,609 --> 00:05:52,959 I'm not sure unwinding 173 00:05:52,958 --> 00:05:54,218 is technically part of my job description. 174 00:05:55,395 --> 00:05:57,435 I won't tell if you don't. Here ya go! 175 00:05:58,790 --> 00:06:00,620 I can't believe you watch that show! 176 00:06:00,618 --> 00:06:01,448 It's got everything! 177 00:06:01,445 --> 00:06:02,965 It's funny, you learn about fashion, 178 00:06:02,968 --> 00:06:05,098 and it's hosted by Ru Paul. 179 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:07,320 I knew you were more open-minded than you were letting on. 180 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,020 Hey, don't put me on a pedestal because I like 181 00:06:09,017 --> 00:06:12,187 what's objectively the best show on television. 182 00:06:12,194 --> 00:06:14,554 Wow, Lennox owns this place? 183 00:06:14,545 --> 00:06:15,675 And he's out of town for a couple weeks, 184 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:16,756 so we got the run of the place. 185 00:06:16,764 --> 00:06:17,774 Make yourself at home! 186 00:06:17,765 --> 00:06:18,895 Cool. 187 00:06:18,897 --> 00:06:21,067 Hey, so what's the deal with you and Lennox anyway? 188 00:06:21,073 --> 00:06:23,383 I feel like I sensed some, you know, chemistry last night. 189 00:06:23,380 --> 00:06:25,080 We used to go out, me and Lennox, 190 00:06:25,077 --> 00:06:27,597 but now we're just friends, occasionally more. 191 00:06:27,601 --> 00:06:30,261 Right, and he's cool with that arrangement? 192 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:31,686 Well, it's just sex, Gary. 193 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:34,042 I mean, I might sound like a square by saying this, 194 00:06:34,042 --> 00:06:36,702 but as someone who's only had sex once in the past 20 years, 195 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:39,697 I feel like sex means more than you're giving it credit for. 196 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:42,310 I can tell you don't love very easily, Gary. 197 00:06:42,311 --> 00:06:44,181 Well, okay, yeah, maybe not, maybe not. 198 00:06:44,183 --> 00:06:46,143 You know... maybe not. 199 00:06:46,141 --> 00:06:48,931 Gary, look at this wall you build around yourself. 200 00:06:48,927 --> 00:06:50,487 You close yourself off to everything. 201 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:52,454 I'm not closed off, I'm just wary. 202 00:06:52,452 --> 00:06:53,582 You're scared of getting hurt. 203 00:06:53,584 --> 00:06:55,854 Uh, yeah, I am. 'Cause getting hurt sucks. 204 00:06:55,847 --> 00:07:00,067 But Gary, without that risk, are you really living? 205 00:07:00,068 --> 00:07:01,158 I'm sorry. 206 00:07:01,156 --> 00:07:02,236 Let me make you something to eat. 207 00:07:02,244 --> 00:07:03,514 I think we got some stuff in the fridge here, 208 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:04,157 I can make you a sandwich? 209 00:07:04,159 --> 00:07:05,289 Sure. 210 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:05,641 You like sandwiches? 211 00:07:05,639 --> 00:07:06,729 I like sandwiches. 212 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:11,467 Good! 213 00:07:11,471 --> 00:07:13,081 Mike, what the hell is this, man? 214 00:07:13,081 --> 00:07:14,611 Oh, that's nothing. 215 00:07:14,605 --> 00:07:15,605 It's just-- It's just fan mail. 216 00:07:15,606 --> 00:07:17,386 Nothing? It's a death threat! 217 00:07:17,390 --> 00:07:20,310 "See you at the awards show," that's not necessarily a threat. 218 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:21,786 "Where I will kill you." 219 00:07:21,786 --> 00:07:23,476 Okay, yeah, the back is a... is a bit more direct. 220 00:07:23,483 --> 00:07:25,963 Mike, you-- You gotta tell me about this stuff! 221 00:07:25,964 --> 00:07:28,054 Gary, I get stuff like that all the time. 222 00:07:28,053 --> 00:07:30,623 It's not gonna stop me from living my life. 223 00:07:30,621 --> 00:07:33,101 This person literally wants to stop you from living your life. 224 00:07:33,101 --> 00:07:34,971 Now, you're not going to those awards tomorrow night. 225 00:07:34,973 --> 00:07:35,843 I forbid it. 226 00:07:35,843 --> 00:07:36,893 Gary, you can't avoid the good things 227 00:07:36,888 --> 00:07:38,588 for fear of what might go wrong. 228 00:07:38,585 --> 00:07:40,235 Sometimes you just have to let go. 229 00:07:40,239 --> 00:07:42,109 But what if you get hurt? 230 00:07:42,110 --> 00:07:45,070 Well, what if you don't? 231 00:07:58,126 --> 00:08:00,256 Oh-h... 232 00:08:00,259 --> 00:08:03,039 Tentacles. 233 00:08:05,307 --> 00:08:07,917 The stars are out for tonight's Adult Film Awards and-- 234 00:08:07,919 --> 00:08:08,879 Oh, look! 235 00:08:08,876 --> 00:08:11,096 There's Red Buns and Wet Jacklyn! 236 00:08:11,096 --> 00:08:13,046 Stars of the thought-provoking film 237 00:08:13,054 --> 00:08:17,674 "Stepmom Teaches Son's Girlfriend How To Blow Son." 238 00:08:17,668 --> 00:08:18,838 Hey, Mike, why don't we skip these awards? 239 00:08:18,843 --> 00:08:20,633 You know, you could pull a Brando and send up someone 240 00:08:20,627 --> 00:08:21,977 in your place as like a protest. 241 00:08:21,976 --> 00:08:24,626 Maybe a pizza guy who's sick of how they're represented in porns 242 00:08:24,631 --> 00:08:27,421 as always like, "Oh, every pizza boy just wants to pop his dick 243 00:08:27,416 --> 00:08:28,716 through the pie and pork away." 244 00:08:28,722 --> 00:08:32,122 C'mon, Gary, wish me luck. 245 00:08:32,117 --> 00:08:34,207 Good luck. 246 00:08:34,206 --> 00:08:37,596 Ha-ha, all right, I think we can all agree that was gross. 247 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:39,781 Up next we have the award 248 00:08:39,777 --> 00:08:41,737 for Best Performance in a Hentai Film. 249 00:08:41,735 --> 00:08:43,775 And the nominees are: 250 00:08:43,781 --> 00:08:47,051 Little Gremlin in "I'm Coming Home to You," 251 00:08:47,045 --> 00:08:50,695 One Man Gang Bang in "One Man Gang Bang - A Biography," 252 00:08:50,701 --> 00:08:52,351 Sharmel Jameson for 253 00:08:52,354 --> 00:08:55,924 "Ten-Tackles, an American Hentai Football Story," 254 00:08:55,923 --> 00:08:56,583 What the? 255 00:08:56,576 --> 00:08:58,396 I thought Lennox was out of town. 256 00:08:58,404 --> 00:09:00,154 Oh, my God. 257 00:09:00,145 --> 00:09:01,575 And the winner is... 258 00:09:01,581 --> 00:09:03,191 Mike Yamasuki! 259 00:09:04,192 --> 00:09:05,982 Mike, get down! 260 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:08,981 Give it up, Lennox! Give me the-- 261 00:09:08,980 --> 00:09:09,850 What the-- 262 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,900 Ow! Ow, what the hell?! 263 00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:13,286 Phone? 264 00:09:13,288 --> 00:09:15,068 Yeah, you psycho. What did you think it was, Gary? 265 00:09:15,073 --> 00:09:15,943 I thought it was a gun, 266 00:09:15,943 --> 00:09:17,253 I thought you were gonna shoot Mike! 267 00:09:17,249 --> 00:09:18,469 Oh, my God, a gun? 268 00:09:18,467 --> 00:09:19,597 You were supposed to be out of town! 269 00:09:19,599 --> 00:09:21,729 I was out of town, I came back to surprise Mike. 270 00:09:21,732 --> 00:09:23,042 Is everything going okay down there, guys? 271 00:09:23,037 --> 00:09:24,947 Usually I like to be invited to the orgy. 272 00:09:25,953 --> 00:09:26,953 Mike! 273 00:09:26,954 --> 00:09:27,744 Noo! 274 00:09:27,738 --> 00:09:31,258 You son of a bitch! 275 00:09:31,263 --> 00:09:32,573 Mike, are you okay? 276 00:09:32,569 --> 00:09:34,309 Chip? Why, Chip? 277 00:09:34,309 --> 00:09:37,529 Because you're a pervert, Mike! You're all perverts! 278 00:09:37,530 --> 00:09:40,050 No one calls One Man Gang Bang a pervert. 279 00:09:40,054 --> 00:09:41,884 Sorry, who's Chip again? 280 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,932 Cleans out my suction cups, swabs 'em out... 281 00:09:43,928 --> 00:09:45,668 Oh, right, suction cup guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 282 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,499 From before. Never expected Chip. 283 00:09:47,496 --> 00:09:49,366 Let's not talk, and maybe we'll focus on conserving our energy, 284 00:09:49,368 --> 00:09:50,408 okay, buddy? 285 00:09:50,412 --> 00:09:50,982 Why would he do it? 286 00:09:50,978 --> 00:09:52,108 Who knows? 287 00:09:52,110 --> 00:09:53,630 He's probably really hurting inside. 288 00:09:53,633 --> 00:09:55,203 I think he's an extremist, Mike. 289 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,640 Walk me over to him, I want-- I want to apologize to him! 290 00:09:57,637 --> 00:09:58,727 No, you're not going to apologize to him. 291 00:09:58,725 --> 00:09:59,325 It must have been something I said. 292 00:09:59,334 --> 00:10:00,214 You're not apologizing. 293 00:10:00,205 --> 00:10:01,115 It must have been something. 294 00:10:01,119 --> 00:10:01,989 Nope, let's go. 295 00:10:01,989 --> 00:10:03,989 I should call his parents. 296 00:10:05,036 --> 00:10:06,116 Knock, knock. 297 00:10:06,124 --> 00:10:08,214 Oh, hey, Gary! Come in. 298 00:10:08,213 --> 00:10:09,563 Hey, Lennox. 299 00:10:09,562 --> 00:10:11,262 Listen, I just wanted to apologize for tackling you 300 00:10:11,259 --> 00:10:13,129 at the awards last week. 301 00:10:13,131 --> 00:10:15,611 I got it in my head you weren't over Mike and that-- 302 00:10:15,612 --> 00:10:17,882 No, it's okay, I'm not over Mike. 303 00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:20,225 And I probably never will be. 304 00:10:20,225 --> 00:10:22,615 I realized once Mike gets his tentacles into you, 305 00:10:22,619 --> 00:10:24,799 well there's no going back. 306 00:10:24,795 --> 00:10:26,055 No, I guess there isn't. 307 00:10:26,057 --> 00:10:30,057 So, he's in Milan, huh? That's cool. 308 00:10:30,061 --> 00:10:31,671 Yeah, sounds like he's recovering all right too. 309 00:10:31,671 --> 00:10:33,671 He says he might stay there for a bit. 310 00:10:33,673 --> 00:10:35,503 I guess they have this burgeoning Hentai scene, 311 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:37,371 and well, you know, Mike. 312 00:10:37,372 --> 00:10:38,942 "Share the love." 313 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,159 Anyway-- 314 00:10:40,158 --> 00:10:41,288 Oh, Gary, wait. 315 00:10:41,289 --> 00:10:42,379 Mike wanted me to give you something. 316 00:10:42,377 --> 00:10:43,897 Here. 317 00:10:43,901 --> 00:10:45,031 Thanks. 318 00:10:45,032 --> 00:10:47,382 Uh-h, take care Lennox, good luck with all the um... 319 00:10:47,382 --> 00:10:48,122 The pornography. 320 00:10:48,122 --> 00:10:48,512 Yes. 321 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:49,434 Goodbye, Gary. 322 00:10:49,428 --> 00:10:50,518 Uh-huh. 323 00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:52,126 "To my brave protector. 324 00:10:52,126 --> 00:10:54,296 May you always find room in your heart for love, 325 00:10:54,302 --> 00:10:56,002 rather than fear. 326 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,000 If you do that, happiness will be a slam dunk! 327 00:10:59,003 --> 00:11:02,533 Not my best joke, but I was trying to tie it into the gift. 328 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:05,708 Yours always, Mike. 329 00:11:05,705 --> 00:11:07,355 P.S. 330 00:11:07,359 --> 00:11:09,009 All things considered, I don't think Chip really cared about 331 00:11:09,013 --> 00:11:12,063 my health, so you might want to get yourself checked. 332 00:11:12,059 --> 00:11:13,929 Cheers."